Saturday, March 6, 2010

Terrifying Adventures in Karazhan!

I managed to squirt my way through the cracks in Karazhan tonight, which led to an amazing and terrifying adventure that left me speechless with wonder and my pants filled with shit in horror. Between invisible things cloak-whooming around me and the sound of an invisible woman giggling again and again, my adventures beyond the boundaries of instanced Karazhan were a demented hell that I will not soon revisit. Lucky for you guys, I took a lot of pictures. Enjoy.



My horrible wooden wife wishes me "bon chance" on my adventures. If I go near her, I will go in the door and thus, out the door. What?



The usual cellar dungeon areas in the surrounding town are not there.



The town is bigger here, with more farmland style pieces. Does this town even have a name? Was it just Medivh's personal fiefdom?




From afar, you can see the incomplete tower.





Behind the tower I found this troll village. It's kinda near Zul'Gurub, and kinda not.





Not sure I've ever seen a torch like this one.



Those familiar with my earlier adventures will recognize the "auroredge", the shining edge of the world.



Kelebor joins me on this suspension bridge that goes PAST the edge of the world. From where we were, we could see the alternate universe where they all wear cowboy hats.





Somebody knocked some bamboo over.



As if all this wasn't mind-boggling enough, I found a terrifying bloody altar with one of those hooded guys.





The altar had a humanoid skeleton, a boar head, and a caribou head. Around this time the hour chimed on Karazhan's bells, and I shat myself and cried like a child.





The perfect end to a perfect day: Leaping off the world and looking at it from underneath.

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